Israel Struggling to Recover Ancient Artifacts Trump Took to Mar-a-Lago: Report
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The former president up and stole antiquities that were lent to the White House for a Hanukkah celebration in 2019

What a shit! I swear I can’t be surprised and generally ignore his antics but there’s always another, scummier, act.

  • b1_@kbin.social
    28·
    2 years ago

    Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.

    1. ‘Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House’
    2. ‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
    3. ‘Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.’
    4. ‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
    5. ‘Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.’
    6. ‘Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.’
    7. ‘Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.’
    8. ‘Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.’
    9. ‘Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.’
    10. ‘Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.’

    Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?

    • clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world
      22·
      2 years ago

      1, 2, 4, 8, and 9.

      3, 6, and 7 require too much physical ability to be true. 5 and 10 are both plausible, but I doubt they’d be a headline.

    • prole@sh.itjust.works
      8·
      2 years ago

      Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice

      That’s exactly what we need, more fake news.

      • b1_@kbin.social
        5·
        2 years ago

        Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.

        You win a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with touch activated audio loops of all his most memorable Presidential quotes, such as: “And yet I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period.”, and “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” and “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Look for it in the mail.

    • deejay4am@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 years ago

      Maybe someone could take over that weird network of fake local news sites that exist to push right-wing agitative propaganda and instead push fake trump headlines

  • Delusional@lemmy.world
    17·
    2 years ago

    Of course he did. The dude is a typical piece of shit criminal. He will do any crime he thinks he can get away with without a second thought because only cares about himself and literally nothing else.

  • HeavenAndHell@lemmy.world
    16·
    2 years ago

    Trump is literally a 77 year old child and conservatives want this guy to be president. Holy hell, no one can be a Trump supporter and criticize any other president.

  • anonymous@lemmy.world
    12·
    2 years ago

    Here’s a headline:

    “Cheeto guy commits felony, others suffer as a result.”

    Now that’s a headline no one expects!

    /s

    • xkforce@lemmy.world
      10·
      2 years ago

      Nah… most of batman’s villains have PhDs. Trump is like if a saturday cartoon villain had an unfortunate accident with an ice pick and lost 100 iq pts.

      • kescusay@lemmy.world
        7·
        2 years ago

        The Joker: “I may be a literal deranged clown with an obsession for a guy in a bat suit, but even I’m not as cartoonish as this Trump guy.”

        • neoman4426@kbin.social
          3·
          2 years ago

          Reminds me of the time a version of him refused to work with and tried to kill a version of Red Skull when he found out the dude was an actual Nazi rather than just cosplaying one. “I may be a criminal lunatic, but I am an American criminal lunatic”. Which is an interesting take, dude’s a sometimes omnicidal maniac who has on multiple occasions tried to destroy all of reality, but at least he’s equal opportunity about it and it isn’t for racist reasons.

  • NewsAutoMod@lemmy.worldB
    7·
    2 years ago

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    • einlander@lemmy.world
      13·
      2 years ago

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  • Move to lemm.ee@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 years ago

    lmao

    Are they ancient jewish artifacts or are they ancient palestinian artifacts? Given Israel has only been there since the end of ww2 I find it hard to believe they’re “israeli” artificats and feel like they’re probably old jewish ones being conflated.