Wow. That might be the worst fucking take of 2024!

Why not? 🤷

Here’s another

Personally, I’m also very pro crastination.

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She’s a real estate profiteering billionaire who conned regular people out of their savings. I say let her pay 100% back and then fetch the guillotine.

I mean, I believe SOME Romans… 🤷

Except the parts he was convicted of were real.

That the fascists spread ridiculous lies about him doesn’t erase his ACTUAL crimes.

That’d what dads who said they wouldn’t are for, apparently.

“You are too poor for this mod, peasant”, basically.

This community is for regular shitposts. I think you’re looking for !pissposting@lemmy.world

The information in this satirical article about misinformation is more accurate than the lies 2000 Mules was concocted from

Every damn Thursday! Her friend Mike just won’t let it rest!

So basically the only things standing in the way of V for Vendetta (movie version) coming true is

a) the fascists achieving the technology and competence to deliberately create a pandemic without anyone finding out and

b) the fact that RL Britain would NOT survive via isolation.

SUPER. 🤦

Qatar 2.0

There’s corruption, then there’s ridiculously blatant corruption, and then there’s FIFA.

How long before a winning bid from Israel? North Korea? Some fucking anarcho-capitalist island in international waters without any football pitches?

Saudi Arabia is the lone candidate for 2034

Well that’s fucking great! I wonder how many bids were rejected without due consideration in order to make sure of that…

The Saudi bid “presents a very strong all-round proposition, reflected in the results of the technical evaluation, which assesses the proposed infrastructure (both sporting and general) as well as its commercial potential,” Fifa said in its report.

Translation to honesty: $$$$

“It is important to note that the bid involves significant opportunities for positive human rights impact,” added Fifa.

Translation to honesty: if you think Saudi Arabia has been sportswashing their murderous regime until now, just wait until we get started!

Infantino: “Today I feel journalistic and dismembered!”

Nah, I was a gastric surgeon, not a proctologist or urologist 😉

It’s all we need to do!

Just remember that 🎵in Cyberlaaaand we onlyyy drink 🎵 DIET COKE.

Gabrielle Catglesias? 😛

INSANE how heavy entertainment systems use to be, to hold up old fat backs

I know it sees a lot of action, but I wouldn’t go so far as calling your mom’s bed an entertainment system…

lol throw a colon

I did, and now I’m no longer licensed to perform surgery!