Erm, we stopped wearing them?
I was gonna say they’re my favorite type
Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it’s a whole thing. Zipups forever. I’ll die on this hill.
May I join you on this hill?
Absofuckinlutely
I’ll bring chairs and a blanket
I prefer my hoodie pocket, thank you very much.
Why have one when you can have two?
Two shitty pockets that can’t fit something like a DS in it.
You need to buy better hoodies, I can fit so much shit in my favorite zip up :P
My zip up hoodie has a back pocket that can fit a full ass 1,5litre coke bottle 😆
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hoodie with a back pocket. Seems there are a few styles though. I can’t imagine using it all that much since it’s going to be uncomfortable using any seat with a back to it.
Hey baby, looking mighty thicc in that hoodie! Are you all that, with booty forever or do you have a soda bottle ?
Look at big dick dude here
old
Just let your penis hang out so people don’t confuse your hoodie for a bulge.
seeing this in my zip-up hoodie, who stopped?
There’s no shame in flaunting your hoodickie
Gonna need a source bro.
Fellas is it gay to have a fake boner because of my hoodie?
The elusive stomach penis.
This is actually one of the few reasons I’m wearing them
Because they hide the boner
EDIT: I get it, the consensus is that this is incorrect. I retract my statement.
Surprised no one has said this yet:This happens when you put zip-up clothing in the dryer. The fabric shrinks and shifts but the metal/plastic zipper doesn’t, creating a size mismatch that results in a bulge. Hang-dry your zip-up hoodies instead. I have hoodies that are close to a decade old and still haven’t begun to bunch up because they’ve never seen the inside of a dryer.This always is happens to my zip-up hoodies, and i’ve never used a dryer in my life. I believe it’s just that the zipper is stiffer than the fabric, so it does not fold the same way as fabric does.
It could be a badly designed hoodie as well. I started watching a YT channel that examines different clothing brands lately and I learned a lot about how the actual fabric choices and panel shapes affect the comfort of the clothing in ways like this.
my family hasn’t owned a dryer in all the years i used to wear zip up hoodies and they still did that
The real reason we stopped zipping zip up hoodies.
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