I mean, we know they can be used as evidence against you, but what if I was actually just chilling and watching Youtube videos at home? Can my spying piece of shit phone ironically save me? 🤔

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    I’d say not only the videos, but also the rest of your browsing history, and comment history, etc. If you can prove with a timeline that what you were doing was in line with the rest of your behavior that week, it’d be some strong evidence in your favor.

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      I don’t need a jury of my peers judging my comment history. I’ll just take the guilty plea, thank you.

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    A phone playing a video would not be sufficient to establish that you were at home, but merely that the phone was powered on somewhere. But if YouTube had records that indicated your phone was connecting using an IP address at your home, then the phone’s location could be ascertained.

    But that still doesn’t say anything about where you are, since not everyone – even in 2025 – carries their phone every time they leave home.

    But if YouTube also registered a Like on a video at a particular time, and it can separately be proved that no one else could be at your house and no one else connected to your home network, and that your phone was not modified in such a way to fake such an action (eg a VPN), then this would be enough circumstantial evidence to convince a jury that you were probably at home.

    And if home is nowhere near the murder scene, then this could be a defense.

    Maybe. As you can see, a lot of "if"s are needed to string together an alibi, let alone a good one.

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    Depends on how bad the cops want to pin it on you.

    If they’re on your ass hard, they’ll ignore exculpatory evidence. Since only YouTube playing isn’t concrete enough to guarantee much of anything about where you were, it’s definitely not going to satisfy them without more.

    Even the phone itself being in you home the entire time isn’t definitive proof you were there.

    There’s not even a guarantee you could establish reasonable doubt with every record of your phone being available, so you can’t pin your hopes on a jury either.

    Hell, you could be on a call from a landline, and that isn’t sure fire proof you were at home. It’s better than a cell call, but there’s ways to fake being at home over landline if someone is determined enough.

    It isn’t impossible though. You get the right investigators, they verify that your device was at home, and everything else is consistent with you being there, you could get bumped way down the list for their focus. Mind you, if every other possible suspect is then cleared, they’ll come back to you.

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    What you really need is to live in a country with super aggressive CCTV. Then proof is literally around every corner

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    Currently having a dozen eye witnesses does not count as an alibi these days.

    Heck, the evidence being broadcast on national television doesn’t count (see recent political arrests)