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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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From the Department of "I didn't ask for this"

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Yeah, I just pulled my neck from reaching directly in front of me to open a cabinet. Can’t turn my head in either direction without extreme pain. On day 4 now.

    P.S. That font needs to die in a fire.

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      Warranted. I’ll use something less jarring next time.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I threw my back out brushing my tongue.

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      Disclaimer: am not a medical professional, but I just went through a buttload of physical therapy for back and neck pain and this helped me.

      Lay down, stick a rolled towel under your neck, and tuck your chin into your chest. Hold for a few seconds then release.

      If you can afford to go to physical therapy, they are miracle workers. If not, you can certainly find videos on exercises to do.

  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    I strained my eyes trying to read the word “sigis”.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    ha noob, I did it sleeping

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Cracked a rib sneezing once, am I in the game?

      • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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        The magic of life is that we will all be in the game at some point.

  • Zess@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Sleeping*

  • boughtmysoul@lemmy.world
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    44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

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    Strained a muscle? Must be nice. I cracked a rib sneezing this winter.

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    probably just not eating enough phosphor, magnesium and sodium

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    Other signs is making weird noises every time you sit down or stand up.

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    Hey…

    Fuck you.

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