Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

I understood that reference.

You know when you make a statement, then say “but” it negates the statement, yeah?

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say “it is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

Replace “children” with “non-consenting people” and you’re getting close. Children are the most non-consenting people in society and deserve special protection accordingly.

Today’s America is the first twenty minutes of Half-Life 2.

There are stupid questions.

“I love the poorly educated.”

Donald Trump

Reminder that the person in charge of health in the US:

-picked up a roadkilled bear, drove around with it, then dumped it in Central Park to make it look like a biker killed it

-decapitated a beached whale with a chainsaw, strapped it to his roof, then drove home while his children got rained on by whale juice

-forced friends to watch as he liquified mice and chicks in a blender to feed his raptors

While I’m extremely happy about the election results, let’s not forget that the Conservatives were on track to sweep before Trump shit the bed so badly that the entire world had to hold its nose.

Trump Cabinet nominee incoming.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

if only there had been warning signs

He’s just on the wrong side of everything.

“He’s really doing the stuff that he said he was going to do,” Tanner Bergstrom, a 29 year old Republican from Minnesota, told the Associated Press. He added that Trump is “not making a bunch of promises and getting into office and nothing happens. … I really like that. Even if it’s some stuff I don’t agree with, it’s still doing what he said he was going to do.”

He’s a Nazi, but at least he’s an honest Nazi.

He’s into murders and executions, mostly.

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mark.

So let me get this straight.

Elon Musk is the reason Tesla is tanking and his solution is more of him?

How many Ds of Chess is this? I’ve lost track.