“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my fork upon thee!”
In my mind I heard this as Samuel Jackson reciting the words without any intonation as if to check if he still remembers them 30-ish years later (he did that in an interview some time back).
Honestly more intimidating if you use the proper “Bless us our lord for these thy gifts, which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen”
lobster bib with a little cartoon robber on it
Imagine having your dead corpse brought into the morgue with ten gunshot wounds and wearing a blood stained lobster bib with a little cartoon robber on it.
Also … this made me laugh more than it should have … thanks.
what if he’s got a knife?
You have a mini sword breaker. It’ll be fine…
Edit: autocorrect…
Practice rolling one of your eyes up but not the other one. You do that with a fork and you still have the high ground.
Why dont you just use your gun?
I’m Canadian.
Gesundheit
It’s really impractical to eat a guy with a gun instead of a fork.
In truth the napkin and maybe one of those packet wet wipes would really sell it.
