Hey - anyone remember when the Onion was going to buy Infowars, and the judge came up with an entirely bullshit reason to throw that out?

Ohhh the greatness of the image is from The shoe body bop
It’ll get stuck in your head forever, your welcome

Honorable mention of the prequel Something terribly offensive

“IT’S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!” -Onion to God

I do wonder if there’s a possible tipping point caused by event so egregious, so unjust, that The Onion would feel compelled to report on it factually & earnestly…

And they just become a legitimate source of the news.

Doo Bop
Shoobody Doo Bop

But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

It worked for the oblivion remaster