You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
But the chicken looks like shit in a vase after like 1 day whether you water it or not.
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.
Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭
As an AroAce women I think the choice is very obvious :3
(Especially if garlic bread is a side dish with the chicken and maybe a salad)
Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.
I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.
In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Those are complimentary
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.






