Thank you for reminding me to get paid to masturbate while working from home today.
Bonus points if you do it during a video meeting.
With the mic unmuted.
With video on.
As a cat.
Found Jeffrey Toobin.
But Wonka never got fired for doing what he loved: murdering bratty children with experimental chemicals and industrial equipment!
Make your passion your job and you won’t have passion but you’ll have another job.
“I love programming, I wouldn’t mind doing it for rest of my life” mfs when they have to compete with that one dude who has been doing leetcode since age of 4 for a job application.
So, you’re saying that rolling around naked in beans got you fired?
Good to know, thanks for sharing
Well, that depends on what your job is.
Some things aren’t a job, they’re a calling
What do you mean “you cannot jerk off in the office”?
