PC Gamer regurgitating the abstract of a random research paper makes baby jesus cry.
Have chat GPT make it interesting.
- some editor
Oh, finally a computer chip capable of running my code.
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And we’ll never hear anything about it ever again.
Maybe we will, maybe we won’t, but at least it’s tech news for a change. 😄
I thought the same thing about soft, bend-able screens. But that became a fairly big thing.
The one advantage we have over the machines is that their chips are destructible. Can we stop this research?
No worries. This chip we can just eat.
We can start farming these computers to feed our ever growing population. We just need to build a simulation they can live in, so they don’t get stale.
This is all just so when the police show up you can’t just smash your phone.
At last, hardware built to run my code!
2095: Humanity finally succumbs to the “almost indestructible” Flying Spaghetti Monster machines
This is interesting in a “how far can you launch a pumpkin using an air canon” way, not a “you only need to cool this down to -40C to make it super conduct” way. It’s a fun experiment with nearly zero practical purpose outside of some very niche edge cases. Wearable computing is probably the only realistic one at the moment for a CPU that you can stretch a little and runs incredibly slow.
I compute-a da meatball
Please please please please please be the thought child of a member if the flying spaghetti monster religion
So…
What’s your spaghetti policy here?
That’s kinda interesting. My first thought on seeing that image, though, was ‘ramen + autism = good!’
Oh wow how are they gonna kill women and children with this wonderful discovery
Certified idiot
they should put that in clothing, there’s probably tons of medical uses for this
Another win for the AI robots
