You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
Whatever the brown note is.
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
Goat scream
Lol love it!
The Price is Right “you lost” trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I’d fart to replace it.
Amazing!!
The Price is Right sad tone.
Adams family doorbell.
…You rang?..
Windows XP error “duhhn” sound.
Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Excellent question and one frankly I’ve been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
Shotgun or a trumpet
