The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1509arrow-down18
arrow-up1501arrow-down1imageInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·3 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
What if you could math the monkeys?
He was an ape