The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1509arrow-down18
arrow-up1501arrow-down1imageInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·1 year agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
What if you could math the monkeys?
He was an ape