Summary
A new Texas bill (SB 3003), introduced by Senator Angela Paxton, would require online sex toy retailers to verify buyers’ ages with government-issued photo IDs or third-party services.
Violations could result in Class A Misdemeanors and fines up to $5,000.
Critics say the bill echoes outdated obscenity laws and could push consumers to riskier retailers while creating privacy concerns.
Opponents argue it mirrors ineffective age verification laws seen nationwide and could lead to records of sex toy purchases being used against marginalized communities.
Also, if women are caught reading in Texas, they will have a finger cut off. One finger for every offense.
Women reading? Sounds like witchcraft.
She must float in water then like a duck.
“Party of Freedom”
Hey Texans. I have the freedom to walk down the street and buy weed at the weed store. Do you?
Hey Texans. Women here have rights your women don’t.
Where dat freedom at? Is it trickling down?
Free to be white, Christian, submissive, and breedable.
Everyone has their kinks, I guess
It’s always the states that bitch about “the nanny state” the most who are constantly trying to nanny.
Yeah, the number of “personal massagers” sold is going to spike. This is just virtue signaling.
As someone who owns both vibes and personal massagers, I don’t want to imagine getting pounded by a deep tissue massager. Ow.
Put a big squishy plug in, and then hold a deep tissue massager against it. Heaven.
I guess I meant that marketing will just change.
milady’s
👀
(Satisfaction guaranteed)
This is the sort of stuff Republican leadership concerns itself with. Dildo laws, while they cant keep the power on when it gets too hot or cold because they privatized their power grid.
One of the most insidious parts of the Dobbs ruling is that they took away abortion by stripping our right to privacy.
It’s natural to focus on the people it targets most: people who are pregnant. However, we lost a lot more than reproductive freedom when that reactionary decision came down.
They want to return the status quo of the 19th century in so many ways.
The irony is that Paxton herself is a dildo.
Stock up while you can.
Isn’t it already illegal to own more than 6 dildos?
The big picture here is that a dildo is liberating and we don’t want that kind of satanic thinking blocking our ability to control people with our bullshit concept of morality at the service of churches and gas stations.
In unrelated news, online dildo sales have bottomed out
But hairbrush sales are skyrocketing.
This face massager is very nice.
Land of the free.
Dildos should have a little camera that compares the face of the person using it to the registered owner.
In other news, sales of some kinds of fresh vegetables have increased.
War on orgasms. Catchy political slogan.
