Imagine all the money that could have been saved by simply not doing that
WE ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY TO UNFUCK THIS DOG THAT WE FUCKED TO DEATH.
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This is some 7d chess. They’re going to run federal workers on a jury duty system, everyone gets a group number and you call every Monday to find out if you need to come in.
Not wild enough, needs more Calvinball and Squid Game. You’ll be presiding over court cases of other fires employees but to stay employed you have a quota of terminations to fill while jumping rope.
This still works for Elon. He’ll just say they tried to streamline the government and save money but the Democrats wouldn’t let them.
The Democrats need to start strategically badmouthing and disrupting DOGE otherwise all the blame will be placed on them.
I don’t believe them.