I’m not religious but I also have nothing against people who are. But I never understood how the most popular Christian symbol is a guy being executed

Really hard to sleep with you dancing like that Jesus

Why does this look like the inside of a freezer?

Any loophole where you can make Jesus super fucking sexy so both you and your grandma can be happy with the wall candy?

My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me

So glad my country is catholic and my grandma was a big fan of Mary. I’d take a pious looking mum type in a veil over a buff dude in undies being tortured any day.