Its fucken poetic that his presidency launched with a shit coin he used to rugpull almost a million people. Fucking idiotic ass timeline.
Remember the last time he rug pulled a million people? It was during COVID and the rug was their lives. While other countries saw a fraction of the death relative to populations.
It’s not a pump-n-dump this time. In my opinion, it’s a laundered bribe. The 800k victims were an unintended benefit.
It can easily be both.
Damn, where did I put that violin. It’s so small, I think I might have lost it…
The tardigrade is lending you his.
A fool and his money are easily parted.
And yet somehow Elon and Trump are super rich.
When you have that much money and power, the only people that fail are the ones at the bottom of your trash heap built on the lies that brought you riches.
Coffeezilla on the subject. I guess Trump is running with the ‘if the president does it, it isn’t illegal.’
Buy clown coin, get clowned
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Oh no. The thing everyone said would happen has happened.
Btw, only idiots put money in that currency thinking it was an investment. The true purpose of that currency was to disguise bribes.
Ah, meme coins-the financial equivalent of betting your life savings on a Magic 8-Ball. How poetic that the same crowd screaming “drain the swamp” now drowns in a crypto septic tank. $2 billion evaporated? That’s just the market’s way of Darwin-awarding fiscal literacy.
Trump-branded anything is a loyalty test, not an investment. Imagine clutching a digital token of a man who’d sell your kidneys for a Fox News soundbite. The grift’s the point-watching rubes conflate memes with merit. Never change, cultists.
Edit: no more bold, geez! I got it
Ok, I totally agree with you, but your use of bolding and italicizing is making me irrationally angry.
Fixed it! Thanks for the feedback
You’re supposed to lose your money. That’s the business.
Good
Well deserved losses.
I absolutely LOVE that form them!
Finally a news story about American politics that is actually news and I want to hear about.
