Happens at least twice a day :(
No. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
A dozen or so? Bloody hell, you must have a long
forearm…
Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.
You wound me. I’ve been wounded.
I have had this happen once ever, as a child, and have been so ashamed that I always twist it to point downwards before I pee to ensure it goes straight down and not risk it going into the gap between bowl and seat.
Never happens.
I’ve had that happen before a couple times. The worst though is when you sit down and the the shaft touches the water. It’s like a surprise ice bath and it is not fun.
Or the ice cold kiss of the white porcelain…
Followed by the inevitable thought: “well, I’ve got some terrible disease now” no matter that it’s your own WC and hopefully your keep it clean.
I did once as a kid because I sat on the toilet like an idiot. My dad was… pissed
Mine touches the porcelain so its never a problem for the floor. But on cold days its a shock to my little fella.
Happened to me twice on certain type of sit in which i tend to position my self too forward to avoid leaving death marks on the thing. i started pushing my jhonson a little bit down whenever theres a chance of that happening again, problem solved.
Stay safe brudis
Used to happen to me when I was a kid. Now I’m just careful enough not to piss through the seat
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