Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?
Why wouldn’t you hug the garbage, Mr. Zoidberg?
First off, it’s Dr. I didn’t get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.
Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?
Only when the food asks to be hugged. …which it usually does. :P
If people are what they eat why are you human?
Now I actually wish lemmy had purchasable awards like reddit. At least the money would go to people I actually want to support
my eyes are blurry does that say awards or swords
Yes
Some of the trash bags have kitchen waste in them. Sometimes, when I’m carrying them down the stairs, they touch my skin and the liquid (mostly water) starts dripping down my legs.
I bring the entire garbage can with me. Not today, fermented mystery garbage juice.
You need to take out the trash more often
This post just made me not take out the trash. I’m not risking it. Maybe I’ll be stronger tomorrow.
if you wait long enough, it will dry up! Good luck!
I know my strengths well. I’ll let it collect for a week.
I laughed to the point that I had to put my phone down on my bed lol. The caption and image suited each other too well.
hate world revenge soon take out on everyone
