One time my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I went to pick up some condoms and then we decided to also get some ice cream and the cashier (older lady) gave us like a 3 second look and I thought she was gonna say something but then I said, “the ice cream’s for a friend” and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever said.
Wife still hasn’t forgiven me. Cashier didn’t say anything. My eyes were watering like crazy as I held in my giggles.
Hasn’t forgiven you? A quick wit like yours is probably why she married you. That’s hella rizz.
Is that when you knew your girlfriend was pregnant. When the dad jokes started flowing naturally like that.
Haha, that’s a good idea, the next time I make a dad joke I’ll say, “oh no, was that a dad joke? You should probably take a pregnancy test, just in case it was.”
Use to work retail. No one gives a shit what you buy.
In this particular situation, one time without any thought, I grabbed a huge bottle of baby oil along, the cashier asked what I was using that for, I told her “for lotioning”, thinking I made the worst decision, she replies back with “oh yeah I usually apply baby oil after showering”.
To this day that bottle of baby oil still untouched sitting in my drawer.
Baby oil is great for moisturising just saying
Just grab some gum from the checkout aisle while you proclaim to the cashier, “For after.”
Y’all need Jesus