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I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.
It was a very successful promotion.
How did you feel about acting in barbie?
I’m still on strike… Please go support it. Thanks.
Are you actually the real deal? If so, why are you using an A.I generated picture of yourself?
So no one will ever believe you.
Just so everyone knows, this is actually Robert Pattinson’s account.
I’m, uh, a big Korean.
Like how big?
6ft 235lb. Not the giantest, but giant.
It’s a family name
Is it Mr/Mrs Fart or are we talking a double or triple barrelled name…?
I love ninjas and carbonhydrates
I was hurt by one and haven’t healed
I apologize on behalf of potatoes everywhere.
mom i’m internet famous
I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.
Not sure if it worked though John.
(Not sure if your name is John but it’ll be funny if it was)
Apparently it did not. Frick!
Brb setting up a new account
Frick!
Language, pls
I can’t remember
Rocks are cool
I feel ya
It’s been my nickname for over 50 years.
Because I’m not a banana, duh.
Is there a space in your username?
That’s my display name. My username is ObviouslyNotBanana
It’s an anagram of my real name, ‘lcdou 991y9’
Does your dad’s first name rhyme with Schmeeelon by chance?
Because I make chairs.
One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I’m a grown up, so I’m Lady Taters.
Respectable
I thought it was funny
