Goats are annoying. Just farm vegetables or something.
Goats taste better than vegetables
I disagree, but to each their own
I don’t think this is negotiable. Vegetables don’t have taste buds.
More goat for me
And me! Goat curry is one of my favourite things on the planet! So delicious!
Look, I tried milking the oat crop, but I just can’t get my fingers around those little teats, so I’m sticking with the goats for now.
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I’m a farmer but fuck goats. They’re creepy weird animals that destroy everything they’re in contact with.
Cows can kill but at least they have pretty eyes.
I’m a farmer but fuck goats
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Yah, I reread that and decided to let it stand to give somebody with sharper eyes than me a chuckle.
I know goats ≠ sheep, but this reminded me of this.
I just wanna love on a boat going all over the place
Only problem is to get a boat that could do that (even going full cheap AF route) is so bloody expensive
Not to mention I basically have to have at least a small income stream otherwise I can’t see a doctor
I keep looking at my spreadsheet going “someday”
If you can tolerate giving Musk $165 a month, Starlink makes it possible to work remote without issue on a boat. But also you have to give Elon $165 a month, so…
Or wait until Amazon has their own network so you can give Bezos your $165…yay.
I’ve often thought about this kind of thing myself. Hang in there, I guess. :/
There’s always Hughesnet.
How am I gonna shitpost on Lemmy with 500ms latency
Slowly?
My “I wanna be a goat farmer,” which I doubt will ever happen, is a recording studio with only pre-1950s equipment. Everything goes live into ribbon mics, through a tube mixer (pots, not faders!) and lathed directly onto a master disc. No digital anything, no multitrack, not even condenser mics. A place for musicians to record music like they did once upon a time…
I could never afford to do it, but it’s a fun dream.
I feel seen…
I’m trying to have it both ways by keeping my desk job and building/upgrading a koi pond at home. I read more about the oxidation of organic compounds than about the compilation of code, and every day I inch further to the right in this meme.
I highly recommend having significant hobbies far outside your area of work.
No way in hell I’d want to be a farmer these days. That shit seems like the most stressful career possible.
Something like gardener/groundskeeper looks good to me though.
