The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

I remember beating The Bouncer in about an hour and 10 minutes when I was a kid. Not much game to play but I had a lot of fun doing it.

Stop humanizing politicians.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

I might actually enjoy watching sports if these guys were the commentators.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

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Be a lot cooler if they did.