If you’re still memeing Seinfeld, then you’re old enough for this to be applicable to you.

Btw have you seen this meme?

This is literally just Ana De Armas cartoonified

Apple seeks search partner, must have $20 billion

If this penalty sticks, Apple could be looking for a new suitor. Something has to be the default search provider in Safari and other Apple products.

Does something really have to replace it? Why not a menu of options? Make the user choose something. If they choose Google, great! If they choose DDG, fantastic! Whatever it is, make it a choice.

Oh no I got the comic, I just don’t know how to feel about stupid sexy Santa

I’m so confused

Do y’all seriously not get any sort of pride out of the work you do? Feelings of accomplishment when you do a good job on something? Recognition from your peers?

Gird your ad blocker for MSN, but here it is without a paywall:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/trump-to-launch-gold-card-visa-program-for-wealthy-investors/ar-AA1zMAgp

Direct from the Cloudflare blog

I love sparkling water, and bonus that the office stocks them in the fridge. Biggest complaint is that they don’t have just plain, no flavor La Croix or lime either.

Wouldn’t that be true of any whale’s lungs?

Humans’ lungs get smaller when they dive.

Or do you mean they get flat as a pancake?

We got one of these hoodies for our dog, and I think he might actually like wearing it, and he hates most clothes

Ngl it’s in the weird uncanny valley for me too, I’m not sure what is going on.

This has the same energy as France’s longest land border being with Brazil.

It is the longest border France shares with another country, despite not being located in mainland France.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil–France_border

I thought that’s genuinely how they did it at high end restaurants to make sure you have a perfectly portioned bit of pasta cooked to the right doneness. I swear I’ve seen this method on Hell’s Kitchen.

Granted, I may be thinking about something else vs what you’re talking about but still.

I’m sure there is more than one mom and pop outfit using them who thought they were just “new quick books”. I would certainly feel sorry for people who are swindled by con men, and this feels the same to me.

A Ford F-150. Where I live it just makes sense for every family to have one truck, so I have the truck while my wife has the more sensible / fuel efficient Honda.

Yep we’ve got a large utensil drawer

You gotta remember the time horizon, even with historically bad presidents in office, if you smooth the line of the stock market returns over 10, 20, or 30 years, it ends up looking like a really, really good as an investment opportunity. Especially if you’re into dollar cost averaging.

Basically, if Trump tanks the stock market by going way overboard with things like tariffs, that would (at least looking at historical trends, I’m no financial expert or anything) make for a killer time to buy into the stock market because you’re getting stocks at a “discount.” Then when a different president / legislature comes into office, and if they turn around the economy, your investment would rise faster than otherwise expected.

Again, you gotta do what’s right for you, this isn’t me saying you should absolutely invest or anything, especially if your basic needs aren’t met or your emergency savings aren’t at a good enough level to last 6–12 months unemployed. This is just how it has been for the last ~100 years.

I’m not certain why they have HSA after 401k and IRA, but some possible things I can think of:

• HSAs can be harder to take advantage of of the triple tax benefit if you’re retiring early (that is, still younger and healthier)
• HSAs probably have worse investment options than an IRA
• Allowing the user to optimize their Roth vs Traditional mix

Again, I don’t really know because you’re right about the HSA triple tax advantage making it seem better than IRA or 401k, but I’m sure there was a reason given if you care to trawl the subreddit.