‘Rebrand’, ‘next stage’, ‘vision’… kind of subconsciously sycophantic.

You can do it with “Monkey flings shit around cage” too.

“Monkey’s scent profile modification was a game changer in the cage community. But will the other monkey’s resist change?”

An IOU for a ‘gabilion dolars’ written on a paper bag by a homeless guy is worth more than a corporate pledge.

I can’t really bring myself to care about the privacy of anyone dumb enough to think Twitter encryption means anything.

A toy accordion I bought at a truck stop 30 years ago. I blew all of my $30 in vacation spending money on it and everyone said I’d regret it. It ended up kind of joke\prop instrument in all my bands and I still have it and it’s still fun to play.

Do you consider medical professionals to be ‘drug connoisseurs’?

The fact that you put LSD between cocaine and crack made me literally lol.

You’ve clearly lived a very sheltered life and have been fed all of your information on drugs from entertainment media.

Simplistic sentiments like ‘combating drugs is good’ is exactly what leads to people to think spying on citizens should even be considered.