I bet ‘X’ got vetoed.

“but it’d look so cool on a map, and I have the font picked out and everything!” -The real world Tony Stark’s contribution, probably

he spoke up in concern for his own job, if the grease stops flowing in he may actually live in the state he’s supposed to be representing.

Maybe penalize ICE as well, so they have an incentive to stop. Maybe start throwing the guys who pull masks over their faces so they can kidnap people in prison for kidnapping?

Now introducing accurater™ weather, now 100% A.I. generated based on your astrological symbol and biorythm!

The lizard suit wasn’t even designed to do that, but he’s such a great man he made it happen anyway.

I think he should attack Greenland.

Hell, I’d even let him take a pair of chopsticks with him, if he can fit it in his kayak.

Pilboooooy

Is that how this works? I declare a 3 day workweek!

When you know your parents are shitty people I suppose there’s no hesitation to run to mommy to support you, even when you know they know you’re wrong

Pronounced ‘barbara’

Maybe she doesn’t read the news?

I see you haven’t bought any nestle products in 4 years, this is considered a very serious terrorist action so we’ll be denying your visa application.

Thanks Obama.

I would suspect that if the specially selected voting machine certification team doesn’t certify the equipment within 180 days there will be no valid way to collect votes from those districts. Too bad they only have time to certify the machines in ‘certain areas’

Source: paranoia

Small text on the bottom of purchase agreement: ~This vehicle is not meant to be used as transportation in an external environment, any use outside of a garage or small enclosed campus is outside of the scope of this vehicle’s design and should be avoided.~

If this is the line you have to cross them where does members of the crowd chanting ‘hang mike pence’ and building a gallows fall?

Fuck it, I’m convinced. Redo the whole election, there’s no other possible way to possibly move forward

It was on one of the pieces of paper he agreed to sign when he accepted the money and ‘technical assistance’, so he’s 100% on board.

…“and any hostile entity found to be wearing an ‘Edgar suit’'”

From article:

Departments of Veterans Affairs, Agriculture, Defense, Energy, Interior and Treasury