How dare you allow us to make this incredibly stupid mistake?!

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    You know, when they forced Khruschev out, he sat down and wrote two letters to his successor. He said - “When you get yourself into a situation you can’t get out of, open the first letter, and you’ll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can’t get out of, open the second letter”. Well, soon enough, this guy found himself into a tight place, so he opened the first letter. Which said - “Blame everything on me”. So he blames the old man, it worked like a charm. He got himself into a second situation he couldn’t get out of, he opened the second letter. It said - “Sit down, and write two letters”.

    From a movie and not real, but basically the playbook they’re using.

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    … in the tenth decade of the MAGA Empire, a new political catastrophe occurs … as in previous occasions, Biden was again blamed for these problems.

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      In the year six thousand and eighty eight since the flood the Free People wondered if they’d lived suitably MAGA to be redeemed from eternity in the domain of Biden, Lord of Evil.

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    If that leak wasn’t on purpose these asshats are sub forest gump stupid. They stupid and they does.

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    Fuckin rights, Biden is also the cause of climate change, and my itchy asshole. Definitely nothing to do with forgetting to wipe.