Look on the bright side! Blucifer killed its creator, so no other airport can ever be cursed with this “art”.

Denver on a slow day, which is rare, and only for the weird airport lore, gargoyles and also Blucifer, the demon mustang with big ole blue balls and a huge asshole. The trams are really good, but everything else kinda sucks.

Here is the follow-up post on the joke, btw.

Medications must be taken with a full glass of wine.

A Chevy is still an American brand and the ecotec engines were also used in a variety of European cars.

Did you miss the first bit where it said 2011 Chevrolet?

Unfortunately, AI has the creativity of a turnip.

Wild hogs live in “packs” (“sounders”, actually. Lulz.) as well. On all fronts, the hogs should win. Some of the bigger hogs could easily outweigh a wolf 5:1.

These creatures are what nightmares are made of and I wish I could say I was joking or being sarcastic.

Could a pack of wolves separate a hog from its pack and kill it? Sure. Not all hogs are hell-spawn. Regardless, we are also talking about mother nature’s true version of Medusa.

I admire your creativity, I seriously doubt that would help. You would only get really pissed off mutant hogs after the dust cleared.

Give the kids guns too.

That was intended to sound sarcastic, but most kids I knew in rural America have been around guns since they were big enough to carry them. I personally started shooting a .22 when I was in kindergarten and was just hardly big enough to shoot a 30-06 when I was about 10 or so. (I am very much the liberal gun owner type, btw.)

While I can’t change the past, I do find myself questioning the logic of my experience at times. For yet another direction shift, my girls are both trained in gun safety, but that started years before I let them even touch a gun.

Wild hogs would destroy a wolf. These creatures are no joke.

“Political headwinds” is putting it mildly.

On that, you probably want an entire sub-infographic to explain Lemmy instances.

Here is a good starter template I found: