I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it’s after they’ve told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, “what the fuck is Lemmy?”

I’ve been known to go into the women’s room to change a diaper when the men’s room doesn’t have a changing table. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s supremely irritating to me as a dad.

After surviving my Baptist upbringing, I became an atheistic Satanist. It started as an act of pure spiteful rebellion, but over time grew into something more. I am no longer a member of any Satanic organization, but I still walk the left hand path to this day.

Thank you, friend. I’m glad that your holiday season will be more complete!

I’m not excited about much. This will be my first Christmas since my wife and I separated, and I haven’t spoken with my own family for years, so it’s looking like I’ll be spending the better part of the holidays alone.

I haven’t seen this many mod removed comments since I left reddit.

Wow, fuck the mods at .world

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I wouldn’t call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.

Autism is liking things.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.

An exercise in futility if ever there were one.

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Free at last, free at last!

Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.