Looking at light or sky when I need to sneeze helps me sneeze quicker.

It’s apparently something to do with Photic sneeze reflex. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex

Also, the word ‘actually’. Fuck that word.

If you liked Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer was a movie made by the same director, and it shares the same type of humour and amazing special effects. Worth checking out if you haven’t.

Sam Alt-them.