Je vous attends

Even explaining it sounds like a garbage humble brag — let me assure you I’m no genius. What I meant was, when I first understood “ignorance is bliss”, I was like “well, I’m particularly cursed because I am very smart”

You all sound so humble. I was literal trash and asked “why must I be cursed to be such a geeeeeenius??!”

Never felt so inclined to offer free tummy rubs all day. Poor guy.

When I visit, I looooooove the civilized queues, but I can’t for the life of me understand why the slow lane on escalators is on the right (like you might find in big American cities) instead of the left (like you might find on a British highway).

If you don’t mind the magical thinking monotheism and 1930s pseudoscience and sexism that must never be changed, then it may work for you. Plus its success rate is a non-negative number. What’s not to like??

I waited until an emergency before I finally realized I needed a license. Do everyone, including future-you, a favor by not waiting.

And I had the same fears, but driving is remarkably similar to other skills: you get better through practice.

Sucking fat cock is an asset

Sentencing judges hate this one weird trick