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Cake day: August 23rd, 2024

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  • I’m a crossing guard at school. My amazing trick is to balance the lollipop on my nose.

    I also know some Shakespearean sonnets and the first page of finnegans wake by heart, but that’s usually more expected.

    The most wow reaction i had from my sons’ friends was when i swore better than them. But then again, i once went on a two week tour to schools teaching the kids how to swear, so …, no big deal.