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I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.

Oh no, wherever will middle school girls be able to try out shoplifting now?

I mean, yeah, that’s how bans work.

All I know about French prisons I learned from reading Catch Me If You Can. If that’s any sort of accurate, he’s gonna have a bad time.

The cool pic of a skeleton with a gun, sure.

Not the meme, though. It’s all in lowercase, they wouldn’t be able to read it.

She runs the Department of Homeland Security, not Restaurantland Security.

Hmmm, I’ll have to check them out, thanks.

I just checked and my three aren’t on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I’ve ever had, hands down.

Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I’m gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.

I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.

Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

Not sure I’ve ever seen #5 with the clip still intact.

🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶

I think they limit to 2 per transaction (been awhile since I’ve been to a ballgame), but that definitely wouldn’t stop you from handing those to your wife and going to the next stall over and buying two more, or coming back for more after the next inning.

As another commenter said, in baseball they usually stop all alcohol sales after the 7th inning. I’d guess they do similar with other sports. I can see that being enough time to be largely ok to drive (especially by the time you hoof it down to your car and make it out of the parking lot) assuming you only had 2-3 over the course of the whole game. If you’d been dropping a beer per inning, probably less so.

One beer will give you like 0.05%*

Maybe if you shotgun it on an empty stomach or something.

With the weight of the average American, and the abv of the average American Miller Lite, one beer ain’t gonna get you anywhere near .05.

Yeah, I saw that, but I was going off what got quoted in the articles that keep getting posted today. Maybe the article is only considering opening weekend? Don’t know that, but I do know $235 is funnier than $4404.

Wow, and here I thought Path of Exile’s currency was complicated.

Could certainly be different here because chandelier, but my full size lava lamp uses a little 25w appliance bulb, so six of them shouldn’t be more than 150w total.

I’ve seen baby doves, which look pretty damn close to pigeons, and I can assure you that they are quite hideous.