That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

So far, BitTorrent hasn’t blocked anything for me.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

The last one I saw, by release date, was Late Night with the Devil, and I pirated it. I’m glad I pirated it, because I didn’t know it had AI slop in it. If I did, I wouldn’t have watched it. It’s a shame, too, cause otherwise, it wasn’t bad.

No they haven’t. This wasn’t enough.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

Now there’s a CEO to get that United treatment.

Oh no. What if they never find him? What if this poor, sweet, humble, *checks notes* absolute monster of a healthcare CEO never gets justice.

Narrator: but he already got justice.

A lot of marketing, but also he had to be incredibly talented and successful for the marketing to work, and he was.

Thriller is the best selling album of all time by a wide margin:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums

Flying bugs often can’t fly when their wings are wet. They go in for a drink, get wet, then can’t get out. If there were some dirt on the edge, they could swim out and dry off, but a glass isn’t made of dirt, so it’s harder to get a grip on vertical glass or glazed drinkware.

Wine and sweet drinks are even worse, because the bugs are attracted to the scent, and they often don’t have as much surface tension as water, which means the bug can’t just land on it, and when they fall in the liquid fills their respiratory system (basically little holes in their exoskeleton).

They’re eating our lunch, and most Americans are too rock hard for gas fumes to notice.

Did you get the kind that can also make dinner? Wait, am I thinking of a microwave?

Joke’s on you, I got married in two of those years.

“Would he do that?”

NYT. I wouldn’t say I generally disagree with them, but I disagree with them a lot.