funkless

From writing a single song that 90% of people love and then immediately retiring

What’s the difference between emocore, metal core, hard-core , speedcore and death jazz?

People like to pick their own labels.

…until there are no cars without DLC

“I’ll just buy a used car”

They’ll just find a way to add DLC to used cars once all the new cars are fully monetized

it’ll become its own capsule of meaning. Like how a shrug can mean anything in context. Just sending a Donny Mug whenever something excretious happens

460,000 children go missing each year in the USA.

for one - it’s an infinite warehouse, so the parts of it that are near stars, black holes, planets, moons and comets are destroyed, sucked in etc, creating several stable “rare-Earth” conditions at the Goldilocks distance from heat sources, and using the debris from collision follows the same basic principle of how life on Earth started, but with melted plastic from the burned cds instead of in water. Life - uh - finds a way.

I know I’m nit picking here but that’s the point of examining infinity, but wouldn’t it be foolish to say “there are no examples of hydrogen gas becoming sentient under any circumstances!” because, well, we’re both sentient decendants of a reaction between two or more hydrogen atoms.

Yes the conditions that led from hydrogen > helium > deuterium > … > … > … single celled organisms > … > … primates > … > … humans are incredibly complicated and specific. But what if we applied the same complicated and specific process (or an infinite variation thereof) to the CD factory. Are you sure it’s impossible? and worse yet - can you prove it?

due to the nature of infinity — a la monkeys and typewriters — you could have not only a single CD that due to a catastrophic series of errors is actually something completely different from a CD — but an infinite number of them.

Is it entirely beyond the realms of possibility that an infinitesimally small stroke of luck could create a sentient race of CD people? Except “small” doesn’t make sense in infinity — “small” just means “a less common certainty”

I used a site that let’s you follow the same accounts on Masto as you did on Twitter.

realllll fucking funny to use the words “ontological” and “real” next to each other

oh no, people talking about a thing that’s happening. God forbid someone should talk about the superbowl when it’s on.

i signed up at mba.com and it wouldn’t let me use a password because it contained a semicolon which wasn’t on the approved list of special characters, and then - get this - because I tried too many times to create a password - locked me out because I had “too many failed attempts”