Not an internet legend really, but zombo.com is still up. It’s been 25 years since I first found it and you can still do anything you like at zombo.com

Yeah, but who’s going to be there to notice the empty shelves at target?

I don’t think he has the cards here

Welcome to orange Monday, a new day of worsts early in the trumpcession

I would believe you and agree. I wish I had realized it when I was still young and angry

Jesus fucking christ we’ve become a shithole country

If he was bankrupt and on the street that still would not be enough for me at this point.

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.

To be fair, ‘cooler than LinkedIn’ is a pretty low bar.

According to his biography, Ice-T was a pioneer in this type of robbery back in the late 80s. They used to hit mall designer stores, I remember seeing video of a couple of them on the news. These items are easy to sell, and some of the most lucrative things you can steal because of that.