This 100%.

“I know that this is all part of our genius leader’s plan.”

~MAGA, probably

Microsoft rep: “I believe you are referring to Teams.”

Worst twins ever…

I’m so excited for this game!

Looks like I won’t be getting a Dell anytime soon. Shame. I loved my last XPS before they decides to nuke the ports with just two USB-C.

They should have had a trilogy story arc planned out before making the new movies made the directors play within that.

Oh Trav-ee.

Just be careful when you wash them. Destroyer of fingers and knuckles.

Pirates of Dark Water.

ChatGPT has gotten dumb. I used to have to code check it’s answer every few responses. Now it’s every response. It wrote me an if/else statement the other day where if and else had the same outcome.

Get yourself a hobby that you’re truly passionate about. You might have to do a few hobbies to find out the one you like the most. Do not worry about being shitty at said hobby. You don’t have to be good at something to enjoy it. As you do the hobby more, you will get better with time.

With a good hobby and time, you’ll wean your focus off of the heartbreak. The real ‘soulmates’ you meet in life are usually found in doing the shit you enjoy. Even if you don’t meet someone, you’ll be 100x happier than most.

Good luck friend.

Why do you think Idalia ravaged Florida? It’s because Trump wasn’t president with his magic sharpie… Obviously.

If it wasn’t bad for you? Slim Jim. I fucking love Slim Jim, but I’m sure eating them non-stop would put you in an early grave.