Meh not really, I don’t want to have conversations with strangers but I will at least look at you and acknowledge your existence, guy nod, crack a fake smile and sit my ass down in the waiting room.

Did LSD

I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized.

I’m right handed.

Shoot guns left handed because my left eye is better.

Fishing, when I was a child I had to learn how to reel left and cast right handed but at the time reeling with the right hand seemed more natural.

Shoot basketballs right handed but I used to practice with my left hand nonstop because I felt that most people only had one handed games, if you could drive to left or right right of the hoop, many times people asked me if I was lefty.

Nothing but losers here…

We have a couple metal straws and washable plastic ones. The metal ones probably have lead and the plastic ones are made of baby kittens.

Coffee, weed, take a dump, breakfast, brush my teeth take my vitamins etc, rub one out, shower.

And my kid will still refuse to eat it… We had free lunches here during the pandemic.

Good thing I’m poor can’t afford Intel. AMD for the win 😂

https://lemmy.world/c/metalmemes

Things you aren’t legally allowed to do in Arkansas: watch porn, have an abortion, read, write, or wipe your ass.

Shit job?

Antisocial is why

This is why I gave up on Firefox because the add blockers always needed to be restarted and stuff. Brave because AdBlock is built in.

I’m a white dude with a Spanish woman…

Why’s everyone white in this photo? Or is the big dick black dude at the end of the line out of the camera angle? I’m just spit balling…

Rip free Media heck yeah

I feel dumb because I stopped going on reddit a month ago so I have no idea how the dumpster fires smoldering…