This is for all my floss-averse people out there: put floss plackers in your car. I floss way more this way than in front of my sink. Yes, not optimal dental hygiene but there’s just something that just clicks in my head and makes me want to do it when driving around vs literally any other time.

Yeah he’s going to exploit the shit out of that mugshot. Bet it’ll be on the cover of his newest memoir. Do they let people smile in their mugshots nowadays? I’m seriously hoping they don’t at Fulton.

Uhhmm this could be one of two scenarios…

People in Hawaii are deadly serious about their Spam. It is a high-theft item so places like Walmart typically lock them up.