aubertlone

They got that dawg in 'em

like I said you were just keeping it real

When you know you know.

And you’re about it.

Is it pretentious did I say that? How foolish of me

For what it’s worth I have a bite guard and I can only wear it when I actually brush my teeth

On top of power cleaning my asshole with my shower head’s “power clean” setting…

My personal hygiene is just fine but thank you for the advice.

At first I thought you were being pretentious so I was being defensive but you’re just being straight up so cool beans then

Basically I’m just a little bit tipsy so I’m being hella aggressive right now.

All that being said, do you exclusively use toilet paper for your butt?

Because if that’s the case truth be told you could be taking personal hygiene lessons from me.

Hey replying to you because well its an empty threat so far

Basically you me and everybody else could have improved technique with an electric toothbrush

You have to plan not too much pressure and just kind of hold it and move back and forth

I still don’t have perfect technique and I don’t brush every night. So sad for me I know

In other words cool beans good luck brushing your teeth every night

Slowly but surely I’m coming to terms with our modern reality

Bro people poop in the fields because they literally just don’t have time to go back to the restroom in between shifts of picking

And I don’t blame them in the slightest. They have a very hard job

So I don’t know about you but I will always be washing any produce that I buy at the grocery store as soon as I bring it in my house

Yeah I mean I’ve had minor edits reversed because I didn’t source the fact properly

And that was like 10 years ago I’m surprised these edits are getting through in the first place

Great story. I try not to apply human emotions to animals, but damn looks like bears at least are perfectly capable of holding on to a grudge.

Good for the mama bear

Is this a meta joke regarding a similar confusing post on Lemmy. uk?

Could have sworn I saw something like that earlier

I mean, that doesn’t really make any sense but good for you for somehow keeping access. 👍

I’m not sure what you mean…

Can you give examples of the games you’re talking about?

So free to play games are things like Fortnite, halo infinite, overwatch, etc. Usually multiplayer based games. Even on console, you can play online multiplayer for those games without an xbox live or ps plus subscription.

Most games don’t follow this model. Take FIFA for example. You can buy the game and play it on console. But if you want to play online multiplayer, you will need to have an Xbox live/pls plus subscription for that.

Obviously there is nothing like this for pc games. Except for mmos or something like that, online multiplayer doesn’t require a subscription.

I’m sorry, but free for online multiplayer is only a thing for consoles if the game itself is f2p

So you can play apex or ow2 multiplayer on your console for “free” but any other game that isn’t explicitly f2p, you will need an online subscription like ps plus/ Xbox live etc

I haven’t put down clover, but keep meaning to

I talked to my dentist about this, actually.

His conclusion was: preferably brush after breakfast, yes it’s ideal to wait For 30-60 mins but that rarely happens so just do it when you can after it’s not that big a deal

I’m summarizing, of course. But that was the gist of it

I didn’t even realize chess had separated mens/womens events. I figured maybe a U18 and an open tournament. Is this par for normal? Or do most grandmasters etc compete at open tournaments?

Honestly, I would start with learning JavaScript.

Anything in the browser runs on JavaScript, and it’s a very forgiving language to learn for beginners.

Ok, I’m sorry but this is hilarious.

I also have an over-fondness for dad jokes.