Not only will the generals be fit but, now, their uniforms will rival the most glamorous Carnival costumes.

This guy was popular with… no one.

It’s not even a good distraction. What am I missing?

Fuck Bolton, the war-mongering shit but I hope—and won’t be surprised if—he was ordered to do all of these things by Trump himself and he has receipts.

Good odds on Oracle giving the perps the intel on Harvard running exploitable software.

Sounds like another bubble ripe for bursting.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but: she’d be an improvement.

🤢

I guess he really is a little creep after all.

coughcoupcough

Domestic potato chip production about to get a big boost.

Seriously, it sounds like they are not even requiring the same chip produced domestically. They’ll just make the dumbest cheapest chips. And if they can make any chip for less than the tariff, they’ll just make it, toss it and take a tax write off.

Reminds me of LLMs.

“Hey, this new math tool is cool! Let’s apply it to EVERYTHING!”

At the plastic surgery clinic.

Deep down she probably recognizes this is the best outcome for her and her kid(s).

They’re going to push right-wing content.

She outlives all of her patients… hmmm.

There’s nothing wrong with affirmations if you’re struggling mentally with life.

This just shows that he is really struggling in this job and is more evidence that he’s completely unqualified.

You’ll forgive the Irish in Northern Ireland for believing that some people won’t be treated as human beings without a bit of violence first.

Have they banned Turning Point USA, too?

Woops, they attacked the rich people’s friends. That’s a wrist slapping.

Trump has already said he’ll award him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. He’s already made that honor a joke by awarding to people like Rush Limbaugh.

They’re using his corpse as a prop. Not surprised at all.