It’s expensive. And, a lot of times people are inconsiderate. There are bad smells. Sticky floors. Screaming children. Can’t pause and go to the refrigerator or bathroom.

A lot of people like it. Maybe you will, too. Try it. But, I prefer to stay home and wait to watch movies in the comfort of my own home.

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This would be better posted in !support@lemmy.world

meh. modern kids have phones. they weren’t outside cell coverage. probably deserved it

Get up and go to the bathroom before the bill comes, but after everything has been ordered. On the way, away from the table and your friend, give the waiter your card and ask them to run the bill.

if i were any more isolated i’d be ted kaczynski

Enjoying anything. Everything is terrible. How dare I…? But seriously. Everything is terrible.

The dead walk. Zombies have arrived. They are us.

The world is three miles of bad road
Walking down the street
Will I never meet her?
She’s a real woman-child
Oh, my kiss breath turpentine

… I am smitten…