Samwise Gamgee. The true hero of LoTR. “I can’t carry it for you Mr.Frodo. But I can carry you!” Gets me every time.

He broke out to make it to his qualifier run on ANW.

A competition. She beat me by half a point!

Fondles self

Nature’s slow cooker…

I can see it now. Some random doesn’t understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn’t say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man’s nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can’t have nice things. Haha

You can’t tell me what to do!

I always wanted to be on Survivor, even won a local game. Still love the show after all these years.

I found an Android app similar to RiF so it wasn’t hard at all. Still testing it out, but it’s very similar and I like trying new things. FWIW the app is Connect.