If reading is like eating, then watching a video is the tube feeding thing (the tube that they put through your nose).

Video is simply superior when my brain’s at 50%.

Anti intellectualism.

The joke is that Himmler had a family too. That doesn’t make his death tragic.

Heinrich Himmler, prominent Nazi involved in the Holocaust.

Conservatives have been quick to jump at Charlie Kirk’s death being celebrated by saying, “but he had a family- wife and kids.”

Himmler had one too. Does that make his death tragic?

Jork it

That’s R2D2

Ok WHAT. What do Italians eat then?

I disagree.

That definitely is the case with me (say in around 70% of cases?).

I think in my mind, people that are my type = attractive. I want to be attractive. Therefore, my ideal look = the body type I am attracted to. Thankfully, I have almost achieved my ideal “look” or whatever.

So yeah, I do look like people I have sex with usually.

People smh. Who drinks bean juice and throws the beans away? You really are allergic to FIBER, aren’t you???

Real men don’t throw away the healthy coffee beans. We EAT THEM LIKE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO. It cures cancer.

/s

I’ve heard that Indian street food can be so unhygienic

True. But at least it’s cheap. Taco Bell in India is as expensive as a full dinner at a good restaurant.

unsanitary and even dangerous.

I mean yeah… That’s what you get when you visit/live in an unregulated, corrupt hellhole.

Funny meme, but fuck “Sadh Guru”. He’s a Hindutva scammer, so let’s please not promote him here.

That’s Taco bell in India. Never had such expensive, shitty food before.

I don’t lol

Haha yeah ofc ofc. It’s just uk… a fantasy…

Basically, I have a crush on this fellow from a comic I really like.

Might happen if you loosen the hair colour or tatoos criteria.

Really? I always figured that throuples were very rare (where all partners love each other equally without there being a “main couple” dynamic). Like… How do you even go around dating for a “throuple”?

Sigh… Another thing I really doubt I’ll ever get- a throuple of myself, a femboy and a tattooed anarchist punk with green hair, who’s just rlly cooooool.

🙄

What’s ❄️

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I’m already here so Here we fucking go… RAWR!!

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo’ necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, ‘n’ make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies ‘n’ lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles ‘n’ wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) ‘Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin’)

Also, female = cute, but not kiss. Boy = cute, kiss kiss kiss