It sucks that it’s taking this long to recover from an idiotic administration that fucked up almost literally everything.

The idea he could win was a big joke. Until it wasn’t.

If he somehow wins in 2024, well, I’m not living in that dystopia one way or another.

“You’re welcome, Gen Z!”

-Permanent WFH GenX

P.S. Sorry you can’t buy a house, but I’m not taking credit for that one.

Except Zorg was smart!

(And how dare you compare the looks of Elon to our glorious genius chameleon actor lord and savior Gary Oldman!?!? 🫨)

I still have AOL 3.5 inch floppies as mementos.

Also some of us cheap-asses would tape over the write-protect hole and use them as free floppy disks.

When are they going to drink it?

Good, because I’m about to finish another (dev) degree and I really want more money. Because I need more tech toys.

Not roasting, but don’t really agree. I mean, look at what’s left of twitter. He was never directly controlling Tesla and certainly not SpaceX, just had the money, practiced bullshit artistry, and made specific orders if it suited him.

I can almost certainly thank him for the ability to make my car fart from my phone, but that’s about it.*

*Disclaimer: Comment author (hereby “jerkface”) fully acknowledges jerkface has no insider experience in the Tesla product pipeline, and jerkface carries hopeful bias in that Musk has very little to do with the success of Tesla in order to assuage jerkface’s emotional guilt for loving the absolute shit out of jerkface’s Model 3 Performance because it’s awesome.

Edit-crap, no superscript with ^ I guess.

Gotta be super really for reals for a minute: armadillos are a big vector for this, and they’ve expanded across the southeast in recent years.

Only maybe a decade ago, I’d never seen an armadillo outside of an LCD (or CRT) screen, and now they’re regularly run over on highways/interstates from Tennessee to the FL panhandle.

That said, why the central Floridians are getting all up in dead armadillos is anyone’s meth–I mean guess.

Pshaw, when people are handed direct evidence of something, they’ll totally come around to reality!

*looks at twitter posts

…oh.

42-year-old, here. Late-20s-hotties, give me a ring.

Whaddya mean, “what does ring mean?”