When it’s raining, and someone inevitably tells me it’s raining, I like to say ‘perfect weather for ducks, innit’

I also like ‘Kuch’ which is Welsh slang for ‘cuddle’

Chuffed for me is more to do with being pleased with something you have accomplished.

Space may be the final frontier, but it’s made in a Hollywood basement.

It’s acceptable if you’re a small child and you are talking to your father… Otherwise, it’s a heavily sexualized word.

We got a questionnaire to fill out which resulted in one ‘lucky’ winner getting a £20 love to shop voucher.

Oh, Denny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.

Where’s the flusher?!