Wouldn’t I call 'em chips if I was?

Damn, that’s an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

What’s “Fuck the time of day, I’m having fries and ketchup for breakfast” count as

THIS SKELETON IS SKILLED INDEED

Neat map, thanks. I’m not terribly far away from clearer night skies, but I’m down in the red-purple and not particularly mobile.

Don’t think I’ve ever seen a legit night sky in person.

Kot Gacek: suffering from success

“It was worth travelling three hours to feel ignored by him. Recommended,” wrote one visitor.

Pure brain rot, Jesus Christ.

I mean, I have some sympathy for the ones giving the bribes. No sympathy for the ones taking the bribes who are being charged.

Why would it be?

Sadly, they were buried deep in my Ukrainian War folder rather than any place I can recommend. I probably found them back on Reddit.

Obviously the overall issue of incompetence and pigheadedness and probable sadism remains, but I don’t think state troopers have authority over local police.

Oh. It’s me.

“Do not release the dog with his hands up,” a state trooper warns several times from a distance.

I love (/s) both that the local cops needed to be told that, and that in addition, the local cops still didn’t fucking listen. The bar is on the floor and they still manage to limbo under it.

The cruelty is the point. God, I hate the world at times