I haven’t seen it much in the last year or so, but Corporate Memphis art style in any and all tech was causing so much rage inside of me. I’m so relieved it’s not so much a thing anymore, but for a few years it was everywhere.

I am straight. Some men just enjoy shorter women.

I’m a 5’7 woman. Yes, I’ve been rejected a couple times because I’m on the taller side.

Robin Williams was my first big celebrity cry.

I taught children’s martial arts for a long time, and the best way to teach the younger ones is to face them and do the thing on the opposite side. I had to, for many years say stuff like: “step out with your RIGHT foot” while simultaneously stepping with my left,

Let me tell you, the number of wrong turns I take when someone is giving directions is so embarrassing. I have to really concentrate and like… feel which hand is my right hand.

Chloe Ting workouts. Her website and app is 100% free.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

This is the exact plot to The Holiday.

Don’t fall in love with a dashing viking, because he’ll show up drunk on your doorstep forgetting his sister mentioning she would be away and ask to crash because he’s too drunk to get home.

Eh, depends on where I am. In Phoenix? Winter. In Jersey? Spring. In California summer. In Japan? Fall.

Dupixent, my mom has Purigo Nodularous and it’s basically torture. Still trying to get the meds cleared to be covered for her, they’re over $1k per shot and she needs it like once a week or something.

Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

USA, 2 weeks/year but they don’t expire and I can roll them over if I want to.

I usually vacation for 3 weeks at a time, it’s a good amount of time to spend on one place I’ve never been and see a bunch.

Spacial awareness is good to have no matter who you are or what your situation is. What’s not good is being constantly worried or paranoid.

I look for lots of things. Who’s in the area, what’s in the area and what are different ways to get out if I need to. But I’m not specifically on the lookout for weirdos, as in, I’m constantly worried they’ll be there or anything. If I notice someone sus I keep tabs on them until I don’t think it’s a threat.

One night I was out walking my dog, who was still under a year old (he was already a big dog though), and a guy is walking in the opposite direction. I see him coming but he’s got a hoodie on and pulled up over his head, ducked in a way that I can’t see his face. My radar didn’t go off, but I made sure to watch him out of the corner of my eye as we passed each other. Then, he turns and heads straight for me.

So, I turned towards him and put my hands up. I couldn’t outrun him with my dog, and I figured once I started making a commotion my dog might help out.

It turned out to be my (now-ex) fiance playing a trick on me, seeing what I would do. Once he saw me square up he threw back his hood and gave me a lecture on how I should have ran.Fucking asshole behavior, but I guess now I know what I’d do in that situation.

Anyway, no one’s ever done that to me since, but I still keep my wits about me. I also don’t think I’m constantly going to be followed by creepers either.

“It’s flat! Nothing above. And below is some mysterious object I know nothing of . . .”

I haven’t watched anime in a super long time.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.