Um, is Hollow trying to smile?

It must be amazing to have the nose sensitivity of a dog, to enjoy smelling everything and have smells rammed up your nose at highway speeds.

Shrek vibes

I don’t think most cats like wearing things. When our cat got spayed we were worried she was licking the stitches too much and put a sock on her. She just fell over and stayed like this. She rated it 0/10, was not a fan.

The eyes want chaos.

…you sexy reptile!

I know there’s a retriever joke in there somewhere…

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

Ministry of silly walks?

Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming: https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

Also known as parakeety

That cover image …

Agree, and sadly he won the popular vote too (so far). It’s really bleak how many people don’t vote at all.

One of these things is not like the other…

My cat, a 3 year old tuxedo, does this strange yawn-meow when it’s time for dinner. It’s a combination of him meowing mixed with a full wide mouthed yawn. Its especially funny because he only does it once per night shortly before feeding and he typically has a chirpy meow anyway.

A friend of mine tells a funny story about how shortly after seatbelts became mandatory, he was jumping around in the front seat of his mom’s car while driving and she asked him several times to belt up.

Being a kid, he refused and finally she tapped the brakes. He does this hilarious impression of eating the dashboard and needles to say he started wearing the seatbelt from then on.

I think the Simpsons quote is:

we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas

Gotta keep the enemy guessing…

Lol

I’m ripe