D’you think we can get Ricardo Montalban to hypnotise one of the sportsball players?

I’m just picturing one of those episodes of M*A*S*H where they leave Frank Burns in charge.

England - never been a line. The only thing I’ve ever had to wait for is for the bod manning the polling station to find my name on the list and hand me a voting slip. In and out in a couple of minutes.